With 9-1-1 season 9 just a few weeks away, fans finally have some clarity in what the 118 will be up against in the next major opening emergency.

The trailer for the premiere episode, titled ‘Eat the Rich’, depicts Maddie (Jennifer Love Hewitt), Chimney (Kenneth Choi), Buck (Oliver Stark) and Eddie (Ryan Guzman) looking horrified as what appear to be asteroids fill the sky above Los Angeles. “What the hell [are] bisexual firefighters supposed to do [about] this?” one fan asked in a viral post.

The show’s infamous large-scale season openers have been getting bigger and weirder with each passing year. But as ranking the best opening emergencies has been done to death already, we’ve decided to rank the show’s best minor emergencies instead.

We’re using the term ‘minor’ very loosely, so her

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