COLLIERVILLE, TN - While rushing out the door to make it to church within fifteen minutes of the start of service Sunday morning, local man Adam Lewis was reportedly able to shave at least thirty seconds off his preparation time by quickly locating his Bible in the exact spot he left it after returning from church the previous Sunday.

"It's a real time-saver," Lewis told reporters after church as he settled in to watch his favorite NFL team play. "When I used to be in the Word all the time, I'd leave it everywhere - you know, in spots all over the house, in my car, even at work."

According to Lewis, since he instituted his new program of simply returning home from church and placing his study Bible on the hutch near his front door, he's been showing up to church several minutes earlier,

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