AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS

Billions of human beings around the globe received a temporary reprieve from incessant Zoom meetings this weekend after the app went out of commission.

“Well, praise the Lord! This must have been divine intervention!” exclaimed Floris de Vries of Amsterdam. “The worst thing about this pandemic has been all these Zoom meetings. First it’s Zoom Church. Then Zoom prayer meeting. Then all day on Zoom at work. Then Zoom drinks with friends and a Zoom tournament. It’s too much. I even dated a few women via Zoom. That was a disaster waiting to happen.”

Like all humans on the planet, de Vries is hoping this Zoom outage lasts a while.

“At first I was worried about preventing the virus and now I’m more concerned about preventing my own participation in any more Zoom meetin

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