BURBANK, CA - Disney continues doing new and innovative things with their Star Wars property, such as increasing diversity, loudly declaring that everything the fans like about Star Wars is dumb, and now getting rid of the word 'slave' from the franchise.

"Slavery is really, really bad - well, at least in the past; whatever China is doing now is just fine and is not our business," explained Disney founder and CEO Bob Disney. "So we don't want lighthearted references to that terrible past, or to remind anyone of anything currently happening in China, which we all should just not think about."

Disney has already changed the name of Boba Fett's ship, "Slave I", to "Inclusion I". And now they're getting rid of the slave Leia from Return of the Jedi , trading her metal bikini for a nice bla

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