U.S. — In some exciting news for your hometown, multiple studies have determined that the little diner you love down the road is the best breakfast place in the world.
Thousands of greasy spoon diners were reviewed by experts, and it was unanimously determined that there's just nothing like the delicious breakfast served at your local joint at reasonable prices.
"There's really nothing on Earth like this place," said Kim Flanders, a food journalist covering the study. "If you're looking for a place that serves scrambled eggs, hash browns, and stale coffee in a little diner mug kept constantly full by an old bird named 'Betty' or 'Karla' who calls you 'hun,' you can't do better than this. It might be the best-kept secret of the culinary world."
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