According to economists, Trump's tariffs are currently running the global economy into the ground.
To help you prepare, The Babylon Bee has found the 10 most devastating effects of Trump's tariffs. Take a look at the madness.
Millions of people now have to pretend to know what a tariff is: It's a crime against humanity.
Europeans are saying mean things about the US: And they're being even more mean than usual this time.
Dementors from Azkaban will be unleashed on the floor of the NY Stock Exchange to crash the market: World trade could come to a screeching halt if we don't stop this from happening.
Econ majors will get to feel important for a few minutes: This is a travesty and should never have happened.
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