Outlander: Blood of My Blood surprised me this week by reuniting Henry and Julia, however briefly, well before the season finale.

I truly thought that Mr. and Mrs. Beauchamp were going to pass like sad little ships in the night while both were at Castle Leoch for Ellen’s purity test. But they find each other! And they kiss and cry and he finds out he had a son! It’s not enough, both for them and us, but it’s something!

Meanwhile, about that aforementioned virginity exam: GOOD GOD WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE TO SUFFER TO MEET BS STANDARDS SET BY MEN? Ahem. I mean, poor Ellen.

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