WASHINGTON, D.C. — Upon hearing of Senator Fetterman's hospitalization due to a car crash in Maryland, several Democrats expressed hope that any head injuries sustained by Fetterman would be enough to make him a Democrat again.

"I wish the Senator well and am anxiously awaiting his first statement following the accident to see if he's gone…squishy again," Senator Chuck Schumer told the press. "We could really use his pre-stroke mental illness in the Senate right now. Hopefully, his head hit the dashboard hard enough for him to stop supporting Israel and start supporting terrorists like a good Democrat."

Sen. Fetterman and his wife were involved in the crash this weekend in Maryland. The Senator was treated at a nearby hospital for a bruised shoulder and released later the same day. Democ

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