We've got our PS5 here at The Babylon Bee offices, and we're really happy with the system. It has good graphics. It sounds nice. The controllers have lots of buttons.

In short, it's fine.

So, we hate to rain on everyone's parade, but we have to ask the question here: can anything really be fine under Trump?

Take the resolution, for instance: the PS5 has native 4K support. But when we look at the number "4," all we can think about is how Trump has ruined democracy for the past 4 years. Every crystal-clear pixel is a painful reminder of every life Trump has destroyed.

We want to enjoy the system's silky-smooth 120 frames per second. But that many children per second are put in cages under the Trump administration. So all we can think about when we are enjoying the incredible, lightning-q

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