It's time once again for the debut of a new Star Wars series on Disney+, which means it's also time for Star Wars fans to be horrified and despondent over what Disney has done to their beloved space opera franchise. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your own point of view), Disney has a lot more Star Wars in the hopper.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of new Star Wars characters coming soon to Disney+:

The Transdalorian: He was once a proud Mandalorian but now lives as a female warrior fighting to bring all cis-villains to justice.

Boba Fetish: This bounty hunter's armor is outfitted with every outlandish toy and adult accessory you can imagine.

C-3PLGBTQ: A droid that is fluent in over six million genders.

Hannah Solo: Following in the proud Disn

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