Sleep Well, We’ll All Most Likely Be Dead in the Morning

Sleep Well, We’ll All Most Likely Be Dead in the Morning

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In case you were, I don’t know, living your life and touching grass this weekend, you may have missed that we’re expecting a Rapture on Tuesday, September 23rd. Or possibly on the 24th. No one has been really clear on which time zone the Rapture adheres to. It may be a rolling Rapture, like on New Year’s Eve, when you watch the countdown in Australia hours before Dick Clark’s soul in an animatronic body does the Times Square countdown. Who is to say?

If the Rapture is something you’ve never heard of before, congratulations! You probably still remember some people’s phone numbers. My brain is chockablock full of useless information about stuff like this. The Rapture is a Christian but non-biblical