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Editors note: This article is for men only. No women allowed.

Let's face it, guys, decorating isn't as simple as it sounds. You want your house or apartment to look legit, not like some uncultured goof lives there. And you know you can't ask a girl for advice, since girls don't know anything about proper decorating.

Fortunately for you, The Babylon Bee is here to provide the only home decorating tips a man could need.

Put a huge TV on the floor in the corner of the living room: Be sure to warm up the space with a couple of plastic lawn chairs.

Cover the walls with fine weaponry: The more swords and guns you hang up, the better.

Prominently display the helm of a shipping vessel from the 1700s: Every man should have one.

Keep a box of random pow

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