JERUSALEM - Archaeologists digging near the outskirts of Jerusalem have announced a shocking new discovery, having reportedly located the long-lost Holy Grail from which Jesus Himself drank during the Last Supper, finally confirming the fabled object of antiquity was, in fact, a tiny, flimsy, clear plastic cup.
Researchers onsite were able to verify its identity using both time-honored archaeological testing methods and state-of-the-art, advanced scanning technology.
"Here it is, the object for which we've searched for so long," director of the dig Dr. Frank E. Creighton told reporters as he held the clear plastic cup aloft. "It's a little disappointing, to be honest - a bit smaller than I'd pictured it."
Creighton and his team located the chamber of the cup and found a centuries-old cr