Ed Davey’s speech at the Lib Dem conference began with a darkened stage on which you could just about make out outlines of people and quotes by and about him booming over the sound system. Like most things the Lib Dems do, it felt a bit like a self-consciously modern re-interpretation of Shakespeare by a group of earnest undergraduates. Two Gentlemen of Verona set in a Detroit smack den, Othello but everyone has feline HIV, that sort of thing.

Davey is a very immodest man with a great deal to be immodest about

Onto this stage Davey emerged. And there was light. It turned out that the amorphous shapes were actually the Lib Dem MPs who sat there in the dark. Suddenly we were subjected to them in full technicolour: it looked like a very po-faced game of ‘Guess Who?’.

Davey began with a

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