WASHINGTON, D.C. - Republican lawmakers caused a scene when they stormed a closed-door impeachment inquiry meeting. But this isn't the first time GOP legislators have stormed a closed door in the last week: newly released security footage from a local Chick-fil-A showed the group of Republican politicians storming the closed-door restaurant demanding to be let in.
"Let us in! Let us in!" they chanted, banging on the doors and throwing chairs at the windows.
"The American people have a right to get behind these doors!" cried Rep. Matt Gaetz. "It is unconscionable that an American institution like Chick-fil-A would close its doors to the public for a full 24 hours. No, wait, it's even longer than that..." Gaetz paused for a few minutes to do some math in his head. "It's closed for like, 30