On this cruise ship, the only thing more eye-popping than the ocean view is where passengers stash their room keys.

A viral Reddit post from a passenger aboard Independence of the Seas in r/Cruise has the internet clutching its pearls — and no, it’s not about someone’s uncle hogging the chocolate fountain.

The culprit? Women fishing their SeaPass cards out of their bras, turning a simple card swipe into a full-on nautical contortion act.

The Reddit thread, cheekily titled “Ladies — Get a lanyard,” didn’t hold back: “I’m currently on Independence of the Seas and twice I’ve seen ladies reaching into their blouses to locate their SeaPass, which was stashed in their bras.”

The poster continued with some pointed advice: “This is frankly disgusting for the crew members and for everyone w

See Full Page