Minutes after 11 a.m. Tuesday, staff at The Wieners Circle were already knee-deep charring hot dogs and hurling swears at the long, chatty line of customers who had been waiting in the rain for free “glizzies.”

The popular hot dog stand on North Clark Street had promised free hot dogs if Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams threw four touchdown passes Sunday against the Dallas Cowboys — which he did, completing 19 of 28 passes for 298 yards and touchdowns to four players: Rome Odunze, Luther Burden III, DJ Moore and Cole Kmet.

Now it was showtime behind the counter.

“Save the change for the homeless (expletive), get that (expletive) out of here!” (Tips in cash, however, were welcome. They also accepted tips via Venmo.)

“Hurry the (expletive) up! Is it senior citizen day?”

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