NASHVILLE, TN - American Southern Baptists, concerned about Donald Trump's continued success in the Republican primaries, have announced a new campaign designed to thwart his march to the White House.
"We've been denouncing [Trump] loudly for months, with seemingly little effect on his poll numbers," said Russell Moore, President of the Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission of the Southern Baptist Convention, at a media briefing. "It's time we returned to a tactic that has always been an effective force for social reform: silent, suffocating judgment."
The strategy, which Moore described as "time-honored," will eschew clearly-audible political activity in favor of tactics like tight-lipped and/or high-eyebrowed looks of concerned disapproval at the mention of Trump's name, knowing glance