Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail

U.S. — In a move to capitalize on the current heightened volatility of the political climate, one ammunition manufacturer unveiled a new giant shell casing with more room for left-wing terrorists to write out all their motives in detail.

Progressive Ammunition looked to expand its market share this week in the wake of a new spate of politically motivated violence by providing crazed radicals with a bullet casing large enough to accommodate their manifestos.

"Finally, a projectile with more writing room," said Progressive Ammunition marketing representative Jim Prater. "Left-wing terrorists have been forced to write short messages on their bullet casings for too long, and it's time to give them the room they need to express themselves before they commit some heinous act of murder. We hope