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President Trump created a buzz yesterday by updating the White House's Presidential Walk of Fame for historical accuracy, beginning with replacing President Joe Biden's portrait with that of the autopen that did all his work for him.

The Babylon Bee obtained the following sneak preview of some more portrait changes on the way:

Ulysses S. Grant replaced by JD Vance: So far, no one has noticed. It's the beards.

James A. Garfield was replaced by a cartoon of Garfield the cat: Historians say they both hated Mondays and loved lasagna.

Woodrow Wilson replaced by his wife, Edith Wilson: You didn't think Jill Biden was the only First Lady to wield the real power, did you?

William Howard Taft replaced by Jabba the Hutt: Historians feel this is a more realis

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