It’s quite the rap-ture sheet.

Sherri Shepherd admitted she once skipped taxes, parking tickets and court dates because she was convinced the Rapture would whisk her to heaven — only to end up in jail for eight days.

“I didn’t plan on being here today. I thought the Rapture was going to take me up to heaven,” the 58-year-old former “View” cohost said on her nationally syndicated daytime television show “Sherri” on Wednesday. 4

The comedian, who also appeared on “30 Rock,” explained she was drawn in years ago by a religious warning that the end was imminent.

“They told us to get our house in order. And I said, ‘Why? I’m not going to need a house where I am going. I don’t need those worldly possessions.’”

Shepherd admitted she stopped paying her bills, taxes and traffic fines, ra

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