WASHINGTON, D.C. - As Kamala Harris staffers continue to leave the White House in droves, citing a toxic work environment and the sounds of incessant cackling echoing through the halls, the White House has remedied the issue by constructing a 12-foot border fence around the property.

"It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day," said Kamala Harris as construction crews drove hundreds of massive steel posts into the ground. "I need a staff to do things that I want. I am a big Vice President, I am a powerful Vice President. But that staff keeps running away from me and not doing things that I want. Basically, that's bad."

The Vice President then threw her head back and cackled loudly for several minutes.

Staffers will only be allowed to leave to conduct of

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