ANAHEIM, CA

Being sensible and civilized people, Mennonites across North America have expressed an overwhelming preference for the late Adam West’s version of Batman. A recent survey showed that 91% of Mennonites chose Adam West above Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and even Michael Keaton.

“We may live a simple agrarian lifestyle, but we’re not idiots,” said area farmer Dale Schultz. “To me, the conversation begins and ends with the 60s TV Batman. All the other Batmans are but a footnote to the great Adam West.”

Mennonite tributes to Adam West poured in after the only real Batman passed away on Saturday at the age of 88.

“I grew up sneaking over to my Lutheran friend Billy’s house. They had a television set, you know,” explained Schultz. “And it was there that I discovered the wondrous ‘K

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