ALTONA, MB

Hollywood actress Candice Bergen was very excited when she heard that she had received 77% of the vote in the Canadian riding of Portage-Lisgar during the recent federal election.

“Wow, thanks, folks! I haven’t even been to Altona, but the people up there must watch a lot of M ” said Bergen from her Beverly Hills mansion. “I don’t know much about Canadian politics, but I’m more than happy to go to Ottawa and keep that Trudeau fellow accountable.”

Bergen, who took a first class flight to the Canadian capital, said she was done with acting and was ready to get to work representing the good people of Portage-Lisgar. Unfortunately for Bergen, the mix-up was soon discovered by party leader Andrew Scheer.

“I hate to tell you this, put our party doesn’t take too kindly to Hollywood

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