WASHINGTON, D.C. - A dangerous and radical religious group has gathered outside the Supreme Court building to demand the right to sacrifice their children. These religious extremists have shown no signs that they can be reasoned with or that they have any intention of backing down.

"This is a deeply held religious belief of ours. If we can not sacrifice children according to our beliefs, then our rights are being infringed upon," said Sabrina Murlock, leader of the fringe religious cult. "We are willing to do anything that's necessary to protect our sacred rite of child murder."

"Despite having absolutely no science to back up our claim, we hold this belief no matter what, as a matter of faith," continued Sabrina dogmatically. "We must always be allowed to practice this sacrament. A sacr

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