What's up, Trash Pandas! Welcome back to the Trash Report. I'm your girl Elinor Jones, currently not bunkered in our not-hellish city. I recently got my quarterly botox injections and it's unfortunate timing because I'm not supposed to frown until all the botulism settles around my brow, but there is so much to frown about! Thankfully, I do not get botox around my mouth, so I guess we'll just have to laugh about it all instead.

Trump appears to be following through on his threat to send his goon squad to Portland to quash protests that were not really happening and then caused protests to manifest. I hope everyone is safe and the feds are having a bad time in Portland. It's almost unfair that we had such gorgeous weather over the weekend, because when they were off the clock they were pro

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