U.S. - A coalition of Baptist believers has addressed a pressing issue for the modern believer: immodest tree skirts, which barely cover anything and leave little to the imagination.

The less revealing, floor-length denim tree skirts are handmade from denim and promise to make your Christmas the purest one yet.

"Secular tree skirts show you everything -- literally flaunting the ornaments in your face," said Patrick Hempley, a Baptist minister from Oak Junction, Alabama. "These tree skirts cover what God intended to be covered."

Some fundamentalist preachers say the skirts aren't enough, though.

"JUST LOOK AT THAT TREE -- LETTING ALL THOSE ORNAMENTS HANG OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE!" shouted Phoenix-area preacher Stan Anderson. "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA! COVER IT UP LI

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