NEW YORK, NY — In addition to announcing that music star Bad Bunny would be performing, the National Football League issued a follow-up statement revealing that the Super Bowl halftime show would also feature authentic MS-13 backup dancers.

Though critics blasted the NFL's decision to give the coveted halftime performance slot to an outspoken left-wing artist, the league doubled down by enlisting the help of actual Venezuelan gangbangers to participate in the show.

"It's important for us to make it as diverse and inclusive as possible," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "If we're going to put the spotlight on an admitted supporter of illegal aliens, why not go the extra mile and ask some truly dangerous and violent migrant gang members to put on a little show for us? We'll make sure i

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