To: Entire Military Leadership of the United States, Stationed All Over the World, Who Would Have to Be Flown In Very Disruptively and Expensively If This Weren’t an Email but for Some Reason Were an Urgent In-Person Address From: Pete Hegseth CC: Donald J. Trump Subject: WARFIGHTER ETHOS
PLEASE DROP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING TO READ THIS EMAIL AT ATTENTION. THIS IS NOT SPAM AND I AM EXTREMELY SOBER! YOU ARE TOO FAT TO FIGHT WARS!
I AM SICK OF SEEING FAT TROOPS! NO FAT TROOPS! ALSO, TRANSPHOBIA IS BACK IN A BIG WAY. NO THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE! OUR DIVERSITY IS NOT OUR STRENGTH. I DON’T WANT WOMEN ON THE FRONT LINES, AND I DON’T WANT ANYONE WHO CAN’T BE CLEAN-SHAVEN FOR ANY REASON. WHOOPS, DOES THAT ELIMINATE A LOT OF BLACK TROOPS? NO, IT DOESN’T. YOU’RE RACIST FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT’S W