What’s scarier than Lisa Barlow with a gun? Lisa Barlow with a poster board, evidently.

In the world of reality TV, you can fall, get flustered, and fly off the handle at a moment’s notice, but you’re never quite gone for good. After suffering a major loss—against a “gout d---” fanatic, no less—you might have expected Lisa to slink off to the sidelines. But that’s not quite the Baby Gorgeous mantra. She doesn’t go low—she goes the distance.

After all, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City may pace itself like a sprint, but this is a marathon. The Shahrrest was just the second mile, and the never-ending loop of chaos won’t slow down for anyone. That’s especially true for Lisa, who’s always facing one battle after another, just like her good friend Leo.

Lisa spent the first episode sch

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