Miami Dolphins tight end Darren Waller used the wildest analogy to describe his epic NFL return on Monday night.

Playing in his first NFL game since 2023, Darren Waller caught three passes for 27 yards and two touchdowns in a 27-21 win (Miami’s first victory of the season) over the New York Jets on “Monday Night Football.”

Waller retired from the NFL in 2024 after a disappointing 2023 season with the New York Giants marred by injuries. But in the summer, he decided to return to football and was traded to the Dolphins, along with a conditional seventh-round pick, for a 2026 sixth-round pick.

So, how would Darren Waller describe his thrilling return to the NFL after a two-year hiatus?

During an appearance on “The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz” (via Underdog NFL), Waller said that it fe

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