While Marie Antoinette once said, “Let them eat cake,” Heather Dubrow posited, “That girl Sarah broke the bow off my cake… and ate it.”

So it’s only fitting that the Real Housewives of Orange County dress up in their Spring finest for a night of cake making and non-stop fighting, in which not a soul eats even a bite of cake—although some frosting licks sneak through the cracks.

It starts with some classic RHOC solo footage as a frazzled Tamra hangs up wisteria in an ode to Desperate Housewives (a woman after my own heart), while preparing for her Spring Fling. Still reeling from the rumor she slept with a ’90s boy band singer, Tamra invites all but Gretchen to the event. God-fearing woman she is, Gretchen would rather join her family in a prayer-filled photoshoot in the middle of some

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