WE all had odd childhood crushes, and it’s likely they’re lodged in your psyche forever. Here are some of the slightly obscure hotties your current partner cannot hope to live up to.

Lee Meriwether

Lee was the ludicrously sexy Catwoman in the 1966 Batman film. Was her costume entirely appropriate for young viewers like you? Possibly not, but it’s a hard act to follow. Does your current partner slink around the house in a skintight outfit making excruciating cat-related puns like ‘It’s the purr- fect crime’? No. You might have to split up.

Limahl

Every male pop star was promoted as a pin-up in the 80s, so you may well have had an aching crush on Limahl. And while he’s no John Taylor, his music stardom makes him considerably more eligible than than your husband. You can’t really

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