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'This historic peace could only be achieved with Trump as president because I waited until Trump was president'

'This historic peace could only be achieved with Trump as president because I waited until Trump was president'

Are you worried you've had a one-night stand with ChatGPT? Read our checklist

Are you worried you've had a one-night stand with ChatGPT? Read our checklist

'Maybe you're not where you're supposed to be': Motivational signs debunked

'Maybe you're not where you're supposed to be': Motivational signs debunked

How to avoid talking about Reform taking Russian bribes: a BBC guide

How to avoid talking about Reform taking Russian bribes: a BBC guide

Man wakes up in parallel universe where everyone has moustaches

Man wakes up in parallel universe where everyone has moustaches

Mash Blind Date: 'If she finds out I'm a single father of five this date is f**ked'

Mash Blind Date: 'If she finds out I'm a single father of five this date is f**ked'

How old will you be when you have sex for the last time? Take our quiz

How old will you be when you have sex for the last time? Take our quiz

Schoolchildren watching laughably dated video made in 2004

Schoolchildren watching laughably dated video made in 2004

Prince Andrew: 'Thank God the letter where I say "I, like you, am an enthusiastic paedo" hasn't been found'

Prince Andrew: 'Thank God the letter where I say "I, like you, am an enthusiastic paedo" hasn't been found'

Man on holiday has no idea he's expected to propose

Man on holiday has no idea he's expected to propose

Taylor Swift vs Charli XCX, and other music feuds where you wish both sides could lose

Taylor Swift vs Charli XCX, and other music feuds where you wish both sides could lose

Your astrological week ahead for October 11th, with Psychic Bob

Your astrological week ahead for October 11th, with Psychic Bob

F**kboi? This man is just concerned by low birth rates

F**kboi? This man is just concerned by low birth rates

We ask you: were you shaken to the core by the revelation Victoria Beckham had an eating disorder?

We ask you: were you shaken to the core by the revelation Victoria Beckham had an eating disorder?

'It's so important children not be on smartphones apart from mine for whom it doesn't matter'

'It's so important children not be on smartphones apart from mine for whom it doesn't matter'

Nobel Peace Prize decision 'act of war'

Nobel Peace Prize decision 'act of war'

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Robert Jenrick, bigoted as a man twice his age

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Robert Jenrick, bigoted as a man twice his age

You are now obligated to give this man your earnest thanks

You are now obligated to give this man your earnest thanks

Teaching Marxism to eight-year-olds: A primary teacher explains how

Teaching Marxism to eight-year-olds: A primary teacher explains how

Emergency flare, £35: Ryanair's extra charges for being in a plane crash

Emergency flare, £35: Ryanair's extra charges for being in a plane crash

Can anything stop the Large Tory?

Can anything stop the Large Tory?

Behind enemy lines: The gammon food critic's German city break

Behind enemy lines: The gammon food critic's German city break

The seven stages of your workplace getting obsessed with AI then realising it's bollocks

The seven stages of your workplace getting obsessed with AI then realising it's bollocks

New financial crisis that is not your fault but will ruin you on way

New financial crisis that is not your fault but will ruin you on way

Hot girls with rich dads do it, and other reasons to take an English Literature degree

Hot girls with rich dads do it, and other reasons to take an English Literature degree

Heating goes on in effete South

Heating goes on in effete South

Stamp duty the bane of our lives, agree young people in deprived areas

Stamp duty the bane of our lives, agree young people in deprived areas

Nobel Prize winner to spend money on pimped

Nobel Prize winner to spend money on pimped

Young people not drinking very specific acceptable amount of alcohol

Young people not drinking very specific acceptable amount of alcohol

China: friend, or foe we must pretend is a friend because it's f**king terrifying?

China: friend, or foe we must pretend is a friend because it's f**king terrifying?