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We ask you: are Liverpool stealing Manchester United's title as banter club?

We ask you: are Liverpool stealing Manchester United's title as banter club?

Prince William leaves £75 tip to establish alibi

Prince William leaves £75 tip to establish alibi

Lidl launches middle aisle advent calendar

Lidl launches middle aisle advent calendar

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… The Guardian: wake up and smell the middle

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… The Guardian: wake up and smell the middle

Your arts and culture recommendations for the weekend, by the residents of Benefits Street

Your arts and culture recommendations for the weekend, by the residents of Benefits Street

Stranger Things, recapped by someone who hasn't seen it

Stranger Things, recapped by someone who hasn't seen it

Peter Kay, and other celebrities whose weight loss is unsettling and selfish

Peter Kay, and other celebrities whose weight loss is unsettling and selfish

We're definitely not scrapping jury trials because you're idiots, says Labour

We're definitely not scrapping jury trials because you're idiots, says Labour

A white home counties roadman's crew camps out in a deadman graveyard wiv a bag of special brownies

A white home counties roadman's crew camps out in a deadman graveyard wiv a bag of special brownies

Six solo careers that didn't go nearly as well as the artist hoped

Six solo careers that didn't go nearly as well as the artist hoped

Seven hateful things about the McDonald's Christmas menu and others

Seven hateful things about the McDonald's Christmas menu and others

Incredible man is both striver and skiver

Incredible man is both striver and skiver

Should you cash in on the lifting of the two-child benefit cap with wild procreation?

Should you cash in on the lifting of the two-child benefit cap with wild procreation?

We just won't bother having employees then, say businesses

We just won't bother having employees then, say businesses

In the light of recent political developments, you are required to refocus your hatred on benefit claimants

In the light of recent political developments, you are required to refocus your hatred on benefit claimants

UK's traditional travelling milkshake salesmen dreading budget

UK's traditional travelling milkshake salesmen dreading budget

Minimum wage rise once again leaves rich with nothing

Minimum wage rise once again leaves rich with nothing

Gammon cries if you try to take his golly

Gammon cries if you try to take his golly

Six things your ex and her new partner are saying about you

Six things your ex and her new partner are saying about you

We must separate art from artist in singing of Nazi gas chamber songs, says Farage

We must separate art from artist in singing of Nazi gas chamber songs, says Farage

Can you play the 6Music Guess Who's Died Game?

Can you play the 6Music Guess Who's Died Game?

Man barely knows anyone who hasn't fled Britain

Man barely knows anyone who hasn't fled Britain

'Toilet paper is an extraordinarily beautiful gift': Your life described by Ariana Grande

'Toilet paper is an extraordinarily beautiful gift': Your life described by Ariana Grande

Couples counsellor has a favourite

Couples counsellor has a favourite

Woman who told joke about men asked to imagine crazy, fictional world where roles are reversed

Woman who told joke about men asked to imagine crazy, fictional world where roles are reversed

Gran getting into vinyl

Gran getting into vinyl

This week in Mash History: Black Death enquiry finds it was caused by conjunction of planets, 1355

This week in Mash History: Black Death enquiry finds it was caused by conjunction of planets, 1355

1990s really were as good as you remember, scientists confirm

1990s really were as good as you remember, scientists confirm

Woman racing against time to choose Christmas gift before husband buys her shit

Woman racing against time to choose Christmas gift before husband buys her shit

Girlfriend making jokes about porn tropes to see if he gets them

Girlfriend making jokes about porn tropes to see if he gets them