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The Daily Mash is Britain's leading satirical website. All content is spoof news.
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08/28
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Taylor Swift, and other musicians who are a bit f**ked without bad relationships
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08/28
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SpaceX step closer to entirely worthless trip to Mars
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08/27
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How to get completely over your lifelong thing for pale sensitive English boys by marrying a f**king bear
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08/27
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Should I move to Dubai? The pros and are you f**king mental?, weighed up
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08/27
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Mystery as man who got sex no longer replying to texts
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08/27
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Two people you don't know getting married
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08/27
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Brexit? Stop immigration? Where on earth did you hear that nonsense? By Nigel Farage
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08/27
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Farage moving right at unsustainable pace
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08/26
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Five things that are better than sex with you, specifically
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08/26
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Family of maniacs having sit-down meal in departures
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08/26
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25 more white surfaces you can turn into a St George's cross with a tin of red spray paint
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08/26
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Deftones, and other bands for grown adults who dress like skateboarding teenagers
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08/26
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Best career motivation is manager who's a complete prick
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08/26
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How to have a hedonistic Naughty Nineties party without any associated risks: a guide for Gen Z
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08/25
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David Attenborough unable to talk about anything without sounding like he's taking the piss
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08/25
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The gentrifier's guide to the Notting Hill Carnival
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08/25
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Your astrological week ahead for August 23rd, with Psychic Bob
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08/23
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Man snooping on girlfriend's phone gives up after first 500 messages of group chat
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08/23
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We ask you: how will you enjoy this weekend's bank holiday traffic?
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08/23
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Delivery man on doorstep asking you to sign for Swedish church
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08/22
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