WORLD — At what some are calling a modern-day ecumenical council, it was declared that man crushes on former Man of Steel actor Henry Cavill do not disqualify the soul from its heavenly reward and are decidedly "not gay." The claim was reportedly made after hours of prayer and fasting in which church leaders across the globe attempted to discern the will of God.
"This is a matter that has been weighing on the hearts of Christians ever since 2013 when Henry Cavill first lit up the screen as the last son of Krypton," said megachurch Pastor Steven Furtick. "We hope this brings solace to many, even those who are fans of mustached Cavill."
"Not gay," he repeated.
The bold claim has already sent ripples through the Christian community with Christian pastors and church authorities now boldly