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Comedian Katherine Ryan’s husband Bobby Kootstra has recounted the horror jet ski accident that has left him with a ‘torn-up groin’.
The couple, both 42, have been married for six years and opened up about this latest gruesome tale on their podcast, aptly named Telling Everybody Everything.
As Bobby explained to the audience, he was experimenting with a child’s water jet ski with a friend while in Canada when the incident that shaved some length off his nether regions occurred.
He even went so far as to declare he had a micro penis, which, for those not in the know, is when the length is less than 3.67 inches on average.
‘Right away, I got pulled up and like, one leg