WASHINGTON, D.C. — America took yet another step away from destructive progressive policies and toward a new Golden Age today, as President Donald Trump signed an executive order mandating that the only musical act that can perform at the Super Bowl halftime show is Creed.

In response to widespread public outcry over the announcement that Bad Bunny would be featured at Super Bowl LX, President Trump took swift action to restore order and decency by signing an order that would ensure that, effective immediately, Creed — and Creed only — would play all future halftime shows.

"We're making the Super Bowl halftime show great again, folks," Trump told reporters in the Oval Office after signing the order. "For far too long, our great Super Bowl halftime show has been held hostage by the radica

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