SCOTTSDALE, AZ - Sources in the far-off pagan country of Arizona are bringing back reports of intense persecution experienced by Karla Medders, who recently posted a God-glorifying status on her Facebook page, only to have it be met with a "Ha Ha" react emoji.
"I was feeling especially close to God after coming back from my weekly ladies tea and Bible study, so when I got home I wrote 'God is soooooo good!' as my Facebook status," said Medders through tears.
Sadly her innocent expression of praise was met by unspeakably cruel derision in the form of one of her atheist Facebook friends reacting with a little yellow laughter reaction.
"There it is, the little yellow face on my screen, mocking me," she said. "Is this what Jesus talked about when he warned us about coming persecution? Did t