JERUSALEM - In an absolutely savage prank, the disciples bought the Apostle Peter an alarm clock that goes off in the morning by blaring the crow of a rooster three times.

"This is going to be EPIC," said Philip, rubbing his hands with glee as they wrapped the present. "I bet a denarius he cries."

"I don't know about this guys," said Bartholomew, the group's perpetual buzzkill.

An unsuspecting Peter arrived for dinner that night to a giddy group of disciples, barely able to contain their giggling. After dinner, John - the disciple Jesus loved - did the honors of handing over the present.

"Aw guys! You shouldn't have," said Peter. "Huh? An alarm clo-". Peter was cut short by the perfectly-timed rooster alarm going off, followed by howls of laughter from the other disciples.

"STOP IT GU

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