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CHICAGO, IL - President Trump has graciously agreed to compromise with Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, allowing for designation of an "ICE-free zone" in the Mayor's house.

With the Mayor determined to create zones where illegal immigrants can escape ICE, Trump announced that illegal immigrants can indeed remain safe from deportation inside Mayor Johnson's house.

"You can stay in his house as long as you wish. There will be absolutely no ICE raids, I promise," announced Trump. "See, I know how to reach across the aisle and compromise. Everyone says I can't, but I just did. The mayor can have an ICE-free zone just like he wants, the immigrants can stay, and the streets will be clean. It's a win-win-win. I will now read the mayor's street address aloud so

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