I’m resigned to the sad fact that I will probably never get to dine at 1587 Prime, the sexy steakhouse fronted by Kansas City Chiefs stars Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce that opened last week.
Odds are slim that I’ll be visiting its home city soon, and anyway, the joint looks harder to get into than an Ivy League school — tables are booked solid. And alas, I have no insider connection with the owners. But my geographical and social distance don’t have to prevent me from trying the menu item that most intrigues me (and plenty of online gawkers, too, it seems): a cocktail dubbed “The Alchemy,” an ode to Kelce’s fiancée, pop star Taylor Swift.