Take your air conditioners out of the window and grab your fleece pullovers, winter is coming in New England — and so are the Polar Seltzer Winter seasonal flavors .

As is the case with some flavors, I’m not exactly sure what they’re supposed to be or how they’re supposed to work.

For example, how can the flavor be Brown Sugar Clementine if, as the bottle states, there are zero sweeteners?

Then there’s Blackberry Snowflake, which is confounding. Snowflakes don’t taste like anything. Even if there were real snowflakes in this, they’d just melt into water.

Then there’s Dance of the Plum Fairy. I’m guessing it has plum in it. But there’s no guarantee.

I mean, the Plum Fairy could be collaborating with other flavors. Making that assumption would be fairy profiling, and no one wants th

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