Alan Carr is the best - and worst - Traitor we've ever had

This article contains spoilers for episode two of ‘The Celebrity Traitors’

Over the last three series, The Traitors has seen a wild variety of gameplay from its murderers. There was Wilf, who exploited his friendships to get himself to the final in the first series. In 2024 we had the double act of Paul and Harry , who deviously plotted together before throwing one another under the bus. And who can forget Linda, the worst Traitor we’ve ever had, who gave herself away immediately by looking at Claudia Winkleman when she addressed the killers.

But now, with the arrival of The Celebrity Traitors , we have been introduced to the best Traitor to ever play the game: Alan Carr . And when I say best, I mean worst – but certainly the most entertaining.

I couldn’t quite believe it