In May, Rep Drunken Van Orden (MAGA-Nearest bar) celebrated President Pedo's first 100 days, put an emphasis on Trump's anti-immigration policies and the disappearance of hundreds of thousands of immigrant workers .

But now that we're heading into the crazy season known as the election cycle, DVO is figuring out that screwing the farmers that make up a large part of his constituency might not have been a good idea and he's trying to backpeda l from his earlier anti-immigrant enthusiasm:

“It’s about an 80% solution,” he said during a press conference. “Right now, any one of your workers can get on the CBP One app and push a button that’ll give them a plane ticket and 1,000 bucks to go home. I just want another button, add it on there, where you push the button and you go into a legal

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