WINNIPEG, MB
It seems that a few dozen Mennonites from rural Manitoba are the only people in the country who don’t realize how bad a band Nickelback really is. With thousands of tickets left for last night’s concert in Winnipeg, those who did show commuted via tractor from the Hanover Municipality and Pembina Valley.
“I’m a huge Nickelback fan,” said Mitchell-area resident Andrew Regehr, 34. “I’ve nearly completely worn out my cassette driving all the back roads in the area.”
Regehr, along with his friends Colin Epp and Dale Froese were among the only people who bothered to show up to see the world’s worst band.
“There were so few people there that they moved us up to the front row,” said Regehr. “It was pretty special. I even taught Chad Kroeger a few words in Low German.”
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