It is an irrefutable law of nature that for every achingly gorgeous football kit released around the world, an equal and opposite reaction is triggered in the form of a uniquely wild jersey design being produced to maintain the universal balance.
With that in mind, having already rounded up a collection of the sharpest, most stylish shirts on offer this season , it's only right that we now turn the spotlight on some of the weirdest, quirkiest and honestly most downright hideous shirts to have dropped over the summer and into the early weeks of the 2025-26 campaign.
While some clubs are content rigidly sticking to templates or refreshing tried and true classic designs from yesteryear, some have gone all out in a bid to spark reaction, gain traction and/or seemingly horrify their own fan