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There is a deep irony in Erling Haaland's route to happiness.

The Manchester City striker has searched the earth to reach perfection in his bid to make good on his generational talent, immersing himself in the science of biohacking to gain as many advantages as he can. He has incorporated raw milk and liver into his diet, used special glasses and tape over his mouth in evenings, yet one of the biggest things that has inspired his ridiculous run of form this season is something that he shares with about three in every four UK men: being a dad.

"I’ve never felt better than I do now," he said at Brentford after scoring his 18th goal of the campaign for club and country in his 11th game.

“I think it’s about preparation first of all, getting ready for the games. You can be phys

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