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With Halloween right around the corner, it's time for everyone to settle in to watch their favorite scary movies. Still, depending on your political stance, you may have a completely different view on what makes a scary movie.
To help everyone's liberal friends, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of the scariest movies for Democrats:
Juno : It's about a teen girl who gets pregnant... and doesn't kill the baby. So messed up.
Braveheart : A movie about a group of insurrectionists who shout "FREEDOM!" and also a gay guy gets pushed out a window.
The Matrix : Neo gets redpilled — literally.
Kindergarten Cop : One of the students spouts blatant bigotry by describing only two genders.
The Patriot : A pro-America movie that features people rebellin