Hard working Conservative MP for Rottenshire and Stour, Fenton Axewound, has redoubled his efforts to not bother hiding it.Speaking patriotically from a secret tax haven location next to his offshore fund in Dubai, Axewound remarked, 'After 200 years of selflessly extracting everyone else's money and keeping it for ourselves, it turns out that wasn't a sustainable system after all. It's all jolly unfair. No one could've seen it coming. We have staunchly upheld the British value of loyalty. Loyal

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