U.S. — The operations of a major candy manufacturer faced significant setbacks this week, as an ICE enforcement action at a chocolate factory reportedly nabbed 475 illegal Oompa Loompas.
The action took place in the early hours of Tuesday morning, as witnesses said federal immigration agents decked out in full tactical gear emerged from a fleet of black SUVs and charged into the candy factory. Some time later, sources said the agents were seen leading large numbers of handcuffed Oompa Loompas out of the facility and into vans.
"We're handing out one-way tickets back to Loompaland," said Border Czar Tom Homan in a statement to the media following the raid. "These companies that willingly harbor and employ illegal aliens have all been warned. We're not messing around anymore. We counted 47